Your aunts and uncles pretend to be interested in your job and your studio on the Lower East Side, which has never had bedbugs you think.
While you're celebrating alongside Dasher, Prancer and Blitzen, there is one drawback to the holidays. Here he is at the bar.
Or until your Aunt Marge offers her hearing aid.
Nine out of 10 therapists say the moment therapy is brought into the conversation, everyone shuts up. Accept the restraining order with dignity.
By Izabella Zaydenberg. Going home for the holidays is pretty amazing. I see myself in the mirror, does that count?
Make up an extremely elaborate and super romantic courtship with your pretend bae, David Beckham. Start hysterically recounting the details of your last breakup.
Phase 2: Explaining the concept of Tinder to year-old Aunt Marge. Show her photos of you with your body pillow. About Contact Newsletter Terms Privacy.